My Sim found out she was gay when she was trying to piss off a girl named Kia by kissing her while surrounded by visible green stink clouds. Since that life changing moment, a lot more has progressed.
It was the Sim weekend, and I had only $85 dollars to my name because I'd quit my job, bought a new couch and accidentally burned a bunch of ham and eggs. Basically, all I could do was spend my time making out with people and trying to "woo hoo," because that was free. I was looking through my Sim's contacts and I noticed she had a budding romance with Jill. I called up Jill and invited her over. We watched TV together and made out a lot, but then she started to get crabby. Her husband, Jack, is down lately and she wanted me to make him laugh. Why on earth her solution to her husband's depression was getting her lesbian affair girlfriend to tell him a joke, I don't know. Or maybe Jill wanted us all to have a three-way from the get go and Jack's depression was due to a lack of sexual adventure in their hum-drum marriage. But I decided I would help her out and see if I could break up their marriage along the way. I decided to forgive them for taking advantage of me in this vulnerable moment of just finding out I was gay/having problems with body odor.
So I walked over there and I had Jack hooting and hollering with all my jokes/flirty jokes/faces made, and then Jill got home and saw me there and looked crabby. I was just about to explain to her that I'd made Jack laugh so we could start our three-way/their divorce but then my game shut off and I didn't save my project.
What a great game.
